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NELL: 'I don't even know why you
make me work with this stuff anyway.'

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'What do you mean?'
'Because it's horse hair.'

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'It's good stuff.'
'No.'

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There's some little
Indian girl walking around India

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lookin' for her hair.

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Mm-mm. She my friend.

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And what you really
need to learn to do

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is to get back to your roots.

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Go natural.
I am natural.

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Except for,
I have other natural hair.

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No, you bought this.
I know.

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And it was on a hanger
when you bought it.

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But it lived once.
It didn't live on your...

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And if it, if it lived,
it's real.

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Alright, I'mma give this now.
Okay.

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Make sure you get it
right on the part.

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I will.
No.

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Because if you
get it on the hair

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then it's gonna be
hard to take out.

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And then I have to
cut my real hair.

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It is not like I haven't
done this before.

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You haven't.

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But it's not like I can't
figure out how it's done.

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Tonight's really important.
I know, I know.

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Because you have a date.
Yeah.

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You finally gonna get some,
you know.

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You haven't had sex since
you were little, so...

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And it's Saturday night,
and I always gotta spend

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my Saturday nights with you.

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Well, maybe I'll kill myself
after I leave

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and that'll be my exciting
change of pace.

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Let's see what my mom's
talking about.

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SHIRLEY: [on phone] 'You know, my friends
ask me, "Why can't Gabby keep a man?"'

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'And then I say, "Well, she just
hasn't found the right one."'

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'On the back of my mind, I know'

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'it's that curse.'

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Okay, alright, I can finish it.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Thank you for doing the back.
You're welcome.

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Oh, my gosh, you have fun, okay?

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Thank you.
Have fun, and get some.

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Yes. Have fun and get some.
Have fun and get some.

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<i>♪ Have fun get some</i>

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<i>♪ Have fun get some</i>

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<i>♪ Have fun get some</i>

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<i>♪ Have fun and get..</i>

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I think there's something
on fire out here.

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GABRIELLE: 'Thank you, girl.'

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Oh, my God!

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[gasps]

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[grunting]

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[fire alarm beeping]

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[cell phone ringing]

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Hello?
'Hey, you.'

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Hey, handsome.
Are you ready for tonight?

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'Not quite.'
Ha ha. I know that's right.

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'Cause you ain't ready for this,
if you know what I mean.

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'I can't make it.'

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What? You do know
what I mean, right?

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Whoa!

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'My girlfriend's sick.
We got back to... '

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Wait, wait. Girlfriend?

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'We got back together
a few days ago.'

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'And since you and I only went
out on a couple of dates'

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'I figured, you know,
maybe we could still... '

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Unh-unh. Don't say it. Don't say
you just wanna be friends.

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'Cause I hate friends.

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'Thanks for letting me
off the hook.'

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No, you're not off the hook.
It's Saturday night.

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You're not off the hook.
Listen, okay.

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This is what we're gonna do.
You'll just quit her.

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And I can pretend like this
conversation never happened.

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We'll survive this.
'Um..'

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You're on the hook!

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[phone hangs]

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SHIRLEY: [on phone]
'It's the curse.'

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We asked 100 single women,
"After how many dates

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do you start to wear sweats?"

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You said... four.

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'Survey said..'

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[applause]

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Well, how many?
'Ten dates.'

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'Ten dates was the number one
answer. Mm-hmm.'

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It's 8:45, and already 76
degrees here in Los Angeles.

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'It's shaping up to be
a real scorcher today.'

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'So make sure to get in
that car, keep your A/C on.'

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Hmm?
'And keep chill during..'

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Oh, my God!

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[hip-hop song]

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[engine sputtering]

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'Wait!'

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[grunting]

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Excuse me, excuse me.
Sorry.

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Sorry.

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[groaning]

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[song continues]

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[gasps]

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Oh!

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Oh!

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DANTE: Hey, Gab, hold the door.

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[grunting]

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I'm sorry 'bout that.

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Phew! Appreciate that.

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I like what you do
with your hair.

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Looks nice.

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You, you got
a little piece hangin'

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little, um, if you don't mind.

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'Push it right there..'
What are you..

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Oh, damn! Damn!

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Damn, I swear to God,
I didn't mean to do that.

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That was not...
Not the.. You know what?

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That's, uh, it's fine.

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'Cause you wouldn't understand.

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I'm doing my hair
at home from now on

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because it's too expensive
going to the salon

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and human hair alone
costs a lot of money.

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It's like a carno.
That is not human hair.

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At all, and I do understand.

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Come on, you've got
a self-conscious belief

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that the right guy
may never show up.

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So, why waste your money
on a salon, right?

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Soon the same theory
gonna apply to your monthly wax.

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And you're not wearing
matching underwear. Damn that.

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A man innately able to sense
when a woman is hiding a bear

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in her non-matching underwear.

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He stops checking
for your self-conscious belief

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becomes a self-filling prophecy.

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And just so you know,
I do wear matching underwear.

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Look, I'm not judging you.
Hey! Hey!

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Thank you.

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[both moaning]

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Mm.

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Thanks for bringing this.

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Any chance to see
my beautiful wife.

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You hanging out
with your friend later?

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Yeah.

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'Still wanna hit
the strip club after?'

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Definitely.
Alright, madam beauty editor.

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You get back to work.
Okay.

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Alright, I'mma get outta here.
I'll see you later.

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Okay. Love you.

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Ten shades that say

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down for whatever.

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MARGOT: 'So, some of your
biggest hits, uh, "Fat Punami"'

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"Number One Poom-Poom Killer"

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and "Me Love The Strippers"

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all refer to women
as just some of their parts.

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Now, in a pantheon of words

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one could string together
to create such a lyric.

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Why not use something a little
less degrading to women?

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Whoa.

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Well, you know

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I believe women should be
empowered to do

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what they want to
with their bodies.

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But how embarrassing
it must be for you

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that I am the feminist here.

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I sense this underlying
condescension in your tone.

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Which tells me that this is
a story that you were assigned.

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Not one that you chose.

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You see, if you
listen to my music

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you'll see that
it's so important to me

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to put some joy
in a folk's Friday night.

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And for the police
to stop using black people

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for target practice.

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But since some lyrics,
they captivated you

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you must be some Freudian draw.

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No ring on that finger.

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So you're definitely
not married.

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[chuckles] Girl, you haven't even
cracked a smile since I sat down.

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So the joy of sex is completely
missing from your life, huh?

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[laughing] How long it been now?
About a year?

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Ten months since the last time
you made love to somebody?

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Let's round it up,
and call it two years.

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I can't do this.
Women.

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Yes, I'm right,
ain't I, darling?

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I can't do it!
Yeah, vamanos.

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Someone else can do
this interview.

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[instrumental music]

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[clears throat] Change that
font back to standard.

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Oh, I was, I was trying
something different.

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I actually created this.

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Mm, we pay you to make things
fit on a page.

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Not create the Mona Lisa.

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Is that the royal "We?"

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Excuse me?
No, it was, it was a joke.

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Because, you said
"We" like you were

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one of the owners
of the magazine.

188
00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,945
So I was like.. Yeah!

189
00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,747
You're about to find out about
the royal unemployment line.

190
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,248
Keep telling those
corny ass jokes..

191
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,150
Did you read Maureen's column
this morning?

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Don't you have a job to do,
as well?

193
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Not until Maureen get's here.

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And then to do my job well
for the editor-in-chief

195
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I need to be in a good mood

196
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,393
or else blame someone
for why I messed up.

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And you know how much
Maureen loves mistakes.

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Moated.

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So, Maureen's column..
Mm-hmm.

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Killed me.
Mm?

201
00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,872
Like I am dead.
I need life support, oxygen..

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00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:35,909
[elevator bell dings]

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[instrumental music]

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[hip-hop song]

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<i>♪ Ayo that's all we know</i>

206
00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,159
<i>♪ You only live once
better turn it turn it up ♪</i>

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00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,862
<i>♪ It's show time
that's all we know ♪</i>

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00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,364
<i>♪ Ayo ayo wayoh</i>

209
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,833
<i>♪ Ayo that's how we roll</i>

210
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,202
<i>♪ You only get one shot better
get our there and get it ♪</i>

211
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,404
<i>♪ It's show time
that's all we know ♪</i>

212
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,876
<i>♪ Ayo ♪</i>

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00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,144
Shh..

214
00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,382
So, what happened
with Big Stunna?

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00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:21,418
He was asking questions
that were very personal.

216
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,220
He wanted to know
the last time you got laid.

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00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,922
Yes.

218
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,924
'So, when was the last
time you got laid?'

219
00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,058
It's personal.

220
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,427
Uff. That long.

221
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,897
These are not questions
you should ask in a workplace.

222
00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,132
Well, they were asked
in this workplace

223
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,734
this morning
by our featured artist.

224
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:39,436
And since you didn't answer,
he's gone.

225
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,471
'Find a way to make him
sit down with you'

226
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,907
'and complete the interview.'

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00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:46,343
Or you're fired.

228
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,013
My personal life is...
None of my business.

229
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,348
No, I know. Either you want to
keep your job..

230
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,787
I just bought a house.
Or not.

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00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:02,962
[instrumental music]

232
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:08,733
You're not gonna lose your job.
I mean, you probably..

233
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,201
She was gonna lose her job.
She probably lost her job.

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00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:13,337
'But, it's okay.'
'I mean, let's not nag.'

235
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,039
More importantly, are there
any single men here?

236
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,974
Oh, yes. What's up, ladies?

237
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,475
Hello.
Yo.

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00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,277
Unh-unh, uh-uh.
That seat's taken.

239
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,046
Ah, your purse
don't need a seat.

240
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,248
Don't touch my stuff.
Ah, come on.

241
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,850
It's fake skin.
Okay.

242
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,852
Three three-olive martinis.

243
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,019
Yes!
Here you go.

244
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,821
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

245
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,757
Thank you.
And a sparkling water.

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GABRIELLE: 'What's that about?'

247
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,193
I'm going to the strip club
later with Kevin.

248
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,928
So, uh, I'm gonna drink there.

249
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,964
Wait, wait. You go to the strip
club with your husband?

250
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,999
Ha-ha-ha. They got a situation.

251
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,968
[laughing]

252
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,202
BILLIE: 'Will you please
stop calling it that?'

253
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,037
'We do not have a situation.'

254
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,538
I happen to have a wonderfully

255
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,474
fulfilling open-marriage
with a great guy.

256
00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,409
But why?

257
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,878
BILLIE: 'Didn't you hear
the part where I said'

258
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:54,945
' "Wonderfully fulfilling?"'

259
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,446
And "Great guy?"

260
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:58,448
DANTE: 'Hey, don't
be judgmental.'

261
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,885
Love isn't
one-size-fits-all, right?

262
00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:02,920
You want a license to cheat?

263
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,322
If you're honest,
it ain't cheating, alright?

264
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,825
And although
I do respect the choice

265
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,159
open-marriage ain't for me.

266
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,195
Mm-hmm.
But it's just so...

267
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,330
But it is better than
no sex at all.

268
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,965
And, and, you know what?

269
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,968
What is that about?
Like, is that an AKA thing?

270
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,205
Delta, and celibacy
is a personal choice.

271
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,440
But is it?
Oh, shit.

272
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,509
It's solipsistic to think
that just because something

273
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,345
isn't your choice,
that it's a bad choice.

274
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,380
'I can be in love with one man'

275
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,316
and open to a connection
with another.

276
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,951
MARGOT: 'But it's a
dangerous game.'

277
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,986
Sooner or later,
somebody crosses the line.

278
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,822
But, I'm too concerned about
this Big Stunna thing

279
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,556
to be worried about
my love life.

280
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,992
I helped build this site,
and I'm about to lose it all

281
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,361
because of some self-described
Punani Killer?

282
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,163
Can we please talk about
my problems?

283
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,232
Oh, do we have
that kind of time?

284
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,134
Why is he allowed
to sit with us?

285
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,402
Because it's not high school.

286
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,339
Okay, so every time I like a guy

287
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,942
we get in three or four dates

288
00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,277
and then, he's gone.

289
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,112
I'm a pretty
self-confident person

290
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,914
but I'm starting to wonder.

291
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:06,516
Is something wrong with me?

292
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,285
When the right guy shows up...

293
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,987
He'll probably vanish
after three dates

294
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,189
just like all the wrong guys.

295
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,992
I just wanna know
in a real and concrete way

296
00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,861
how can I make it last?

297
00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:18,295
Oh! Oh, my God.
'What?'

298
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,097
Didn't you read
Maureen's column?

299
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:23,067
No. Yuck.
Oh, okay.

300
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:26,103
"Women make a mistake when they
think of the first few dates

301
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,471
"as an audition.

302
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,339
"And if they perform well

303
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,476
"a man will cast them
in the role of girlfriend

304
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,612
"and with any future luck, wife.

305
00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:40,350
"For men, a relationship isn't
real until the tenth date

306
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,052
'"when they've made
enough of an investment'

307
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,888
'"that continuing
the relationship'

308
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,923
"is a conscious decision.

309
00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,491
"Instead of getting
emotionally attached

310
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,960
"the first time
she feels butterflies

311
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,628
"a woman will be well served

312
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,031
"remembering that a man
at this stage

313
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,500
'is either infatuated... "'

314
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,569
Or he just trying to hit it.
Boom!

315
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,339
"And, she should
gather information

316
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,042
"and put on an emotional condom

317
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,044
"until the tenth date.

318
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,447
'"Ironically, it is this living
in the moment'

319
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,681
'that will get her... "'

320
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:16,220
To ten.
And voila.

321
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,056
But I've never been on
ten dates with the same person

322
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,627
and I've been in love
plenty of times.

323
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,995
Has everyone here
gotten to a tenth date

324
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,463
before with the same person?

325
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,965
'Uh..'
Yes.

326
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,533
Ahem. Mm, yeah.
Mm-hmm.

327
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,038
Yeah, baby, yeah.

328
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,005
You have ten
every ten minutes, okay?

329
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,977
[chatter]

330
00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:41,345
I'm gonna do it.
Me too.

331
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,114
What are we doing?
The tenth date.

332
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,150
Wait, wait, wait.
It's not something you do.

333
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,653
No, it is. Getting to ten
with the same person.

334
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,521
You know, don't worry
about getting married

335
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,058
don't get too attached,
just have a good enough time

336
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,961
to go out again, and then,
it's date number two.

337
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,596
And then date number three. And
then you're in a relationship.

338
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,665
Why is that so important?

339
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,401
Because, I want love.

340
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,003
Sometimes,
Maureen just pulls things

341
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,471
out of her ass
to stay on deadline.

342
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,373
Can you be positive
for once, please?

343
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,209
But if you are going to do this

344
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,144
she'll probably pay you to write
about it for the magazine.

345
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,413
'Yeah!'
How much?

346
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,616
Freelancers get $300 a story.
'Yup!'

347
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,218
I could get my weave done!

348
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,153
Yes!
'Oh, God, man!'

349
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,622
Can I remind you,
you don't have a working car?

350
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,125
Yes, but that is my engine.

351
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,194
And engines are
way more than $300.

352
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,695
You know what?

353
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,564
For front row seats
to this foolishness

354
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,434
I would, uh, drive you to work
every morning.

355
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,137
MARGOT: 'And I'll help
you pitch it to Maureen.'

356
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,372
Okay.
We all support you.

357
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,041
And we'll be like the people

358
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,642
that don't actually
run the marathon

359
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,711
but, like, give the little cups
of water to those that do.

360
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,017
Mm.
I'll take it.

361
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,417
To ten.
Yes, to ten.

362
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,119
To ten.
Woo-hoo.

363
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,622
Yeah!
To ten, to ten, to ten!

364
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,327
[hip-hop song]

365
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:13,203
Hey! I just gotta drop
this young lady off, first.

366
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,574
Might as well
hit the back, right?

367
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,386
'You good?'

368
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,487
MARGOT: It's fun, it has
real emotional stakes.

369
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,289
Because if she can't get to ten

370
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:36,263
it means there's probably
something really wrong with her.

371
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,267
No. It's boring.

372
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,369
Are we gonna see her trying and
trying, and never getting there?

373
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,071
'It would be a great story.'

374
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,506
And the goal is to get there.

375
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,145
Yes, but there are
no guarantees, Mon Cheri.

376
00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:01,285
But, if she can get to ten dates

377
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,188
in the next sixty days
with the same man

378
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,090
then that's a story.

379
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,492
And for that we'll pay $5000.

380
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,827
Oh! Shut the front door.

381
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,731
It's a cliche,
but people love a cliche.

382
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,201
Here, she needs to fix her hair
to even stand a chance.

383
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,204
Oh.

384
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,474
Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

385
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,312
Thank you, thank you.
Okay, go.

386
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,383
Not a hope in hell.

387
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,255
'So good.'
You know what?

388
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,824
We also have half off
on bikini wax.

389
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,127
Oh, no. No, no, I'm good.

390
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,529
Mm, you haven't been
maintaining up here.

391
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,365
I'm sure you haven't been
maintaining down there.

392
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,134
Let's get that started?
Yeah, let's do that right now.

393
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,601
Absolutely.

394
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,407
[upbeat song]

395
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,509
No.
That's a no.

396
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,910
He is gorgeous.
I'm telling you.

397
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,280
Even for an experiment.
No, no, no!

398
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,315
No, no, pass. Pass!
I don't like him.

399
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,317
He got a big ol' smile.
Like a horse, a little bit?

400
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,818
Yeah. I'm gonna
give him a chance.

401
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,654
Go ahead, I like him.
I'll give him a chance!

402
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,821
Don't do that!
No!

403
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,423
So, uh, what about the money?

404
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,193
Oh, if I can get to ten,
in two months

405
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,263
I write about it,
and then I get $5000.

406
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:20,897
What?
Yeah. Okay.

407
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,833
I think that you should
date someone super desperate.

408
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:26,503
Yeah. And do the real tenth date
after you get the money.

409
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,805
Okay, no, no.
First of all, karma.

410
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,441
And second, I'm not doing this
for the money.

411
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,343
Oh, well, I'm sorry,
what is that?

412
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,379
Nothing.
Hmm. "Past due."

413
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,948
Oh, oh, oh. They're about to
turn off your electricity?

414
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,817
See, I think you should think
a little bit more

415
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,586
about this money.

416
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,521
And maybe work on your art, too.

417
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,823
Tu-Tu-Tu-too!

418
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,525
From your friends
in art department.

419
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:49,762
'Oh, my gosh!'
To ten!

420
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:57,734
My name is Gabrielle Fateful.

421
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,204
'A local artist.'

422
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,772
'Seeking representation.'

423
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,277
[sighs]

424
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,246
[electricity crackling]

425
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:11,215
'Damn.'

426
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,317
No, no, no. Take it now,
and then make the phone call.

427
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,219
She needs it, Dante.

428
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,856
[overlapping chatter]

429
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,824
My girl!
You took it too far.

430
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,393
Girl, just call Big Stunna.
You got this.

431
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,461
You got this.
Okay.

432
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,663
You got it.
Okay.

433
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,833
'Should be fun.'
Voicemail.

434
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:33,337
Good.
Hi, Margot Scotts calling.

435
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,871
I guess you're busy.

436
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,510
Um, call me when you can.
I'll be here.

437
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,644
Perfect.
'I hate my life.'

438
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,612
Oh, come on.
'That was good!'

439
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,348
Don't hate your life, you're
just doing what you have to do

440
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,882
to save your job, which most of
the time you love, right?

441
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,784
Unh-unh, since when does
doing my job

442
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,686
mean telling a complete stranger

443
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,989
about my vagina's dry spell.

444
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,991
'Oh!'
'We're gonna work on that.'

445
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,860
Did you remember
hanging that up?

446
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,562
[gasping]

447
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,564
Oh.
Ow.

448
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,367
Damn.
Oh!

449
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,535
So, um, guess what?

450
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,804
We're gonna go to the club
on Friday nights.

451
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,607
Us ladies should go, find out
what's in these streets.

452
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,909
Have some fun!
You guys can't come.

453
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,779
I'd rather record
that voicemail again.

454
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,415
Aw, sweetie.
Oh. Billie?

455
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,253
Oh, I, I have a three-way
Friday night.

456
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,690
You're my hero.

457
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,893
<i>♪ You make me go oh oh oh oh</i>

458
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,765
<i>♪ Do you think you can
touch me in my hot spots ♪</i>

459
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:38,835
Hello, Enzo.

460
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,540
How are you?
Good.

461
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,310
<i>♪ Yes girl
♪ I'll make you feel right</i>

462
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:52,015
<i>♪ We both gonna make love
till the morning light ♪</i>

463
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,384
Who the [bleep] is this?

464
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,753
Enzo.
Who is Enzo?

465
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,788
The third.

466
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,724
Our third for tonight.
I thought it was a girl.

467
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,327
What kind of name is Enzo?
Hey!

468
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,462
Enzo doesn't sound like
a guy's name to you?

469
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,830
You thought I was
gonna have a threesome

470
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,932
with you and another guy?

471
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,801
So, it's okay
if it was another woman?

472
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,538
Two women servicing me?
Yeah, I like the thought.

473
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,473
Well, what if I want
two men servicing me?

474
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,774
Then you would need
to find a husband

475
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,579
that's okay with that [bleep]

476
00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,949
[scoffs]

477
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,287
[sighs]
Okay.

478
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,822
You know

479
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:36,526
we could always just do this
the old-fashioned way.

480
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,128
Just me, and you.

481
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,334
Let's go to bed, baby.

482
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,041
[hip-hop song]

483
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,377
How are we supposed to
compete with that?

484
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,144
I mean,
we could start stripping.

485
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,846
Yeah, but then
we'd have to work out.

486
00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,848
[snickering]

487
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,717
12 o'clock.

488
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,952
Light skinned.
White shirt, black polka dots.

489
00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,153
'You see him?'
'Yes.'

490
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,522
[laughing]

491
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:06,790
Cutie.
He cute!

492
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,558
Oh, wait. Uh, oh, ooh!

493
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,561
'He trying to
be sexy with.. Ooh!'

494
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:14,431
Mm-hmm. You saw that? Uh-huh.
That's sick.

495
00:22:14,434 --> 00:22:16,065
GABRIELLE: 'Wait a minute,
look at that tongue action!'

496
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:20,103
Oh, he's getting nasty!

497
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,871
'Oh!'
'Mm-hmm. That's mine.'

498
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:23,407
'Oh, no, no, no.
I'mma get him, I'mma get him.'

499
00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,778
Watch and learn, Gab,
watch and learn.

500
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,582
Mm.
Ooh!

501
00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,618
Mmm.

502
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,486
Oh-oh, he's coming here.
Oh, he's coming..

503
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,455
Oh, for real?
I was only playing.

504
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,923
Damn, I don't even like olives.

505
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,525
It's okay, you were
really sexy doing that.

506
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:42,792
Looked good. That right?
Yeah, it was.

507
00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,994
It was really sexy.
Oh, ugh. Okay.

508
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:46,533
He's coming, he's coming.

509
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:53,202
Bitch, you are so pretty!

510
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,708
[giggling]

511
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,877
Oh!

512
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,980
Ooh-ooh!

513
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:06,516
I'mma see you tomorrow.
You don't even know him!

514
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,618
And yet, he's already better
than anyone I've ever dated.

515
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,053
He fine? Okay?

516
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,724
I'mma call you tomorrow.

517
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:15,825
How are you doing?
Hi, light skinned!

518
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:19,496
'Hi, I'm Nell.'
'Nice to meet you, Nell.'

519
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,667
'I'm Fred.'

520
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:25,669
Oh, sorry! I'm sorry.
Sorry.

521
00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,640
[hip-hop song]

522
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,711
[cell phone beeps]

523
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:49,693
That's the jam.
Oh!

524
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:51,598
[both humming]

525
00:23:53,032 --> 00:23:54,931
[both laughing]

526
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,232
Oh!

527
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,101
I find you very attractive

528
00:23:58,104 --> 00:23:59,869
sexually speaking.

529
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,505
I wasn't gonna say anything

530
00:24:01,508 --> 00:24:03,673
but then the song came on,
and I was like...

531
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:07,977
And you were just like,
"Yes, Luther. Get it!"

532
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,813
Oh, my gosh!

533
00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:12,115
Girl, for real,
how are you still single?

534
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,183
You know I ask myself
that question everyday?

535
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,885
I'm just walking around like

536
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,621
"Do people see me?"

537
00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:20,089
Like, "Am I in the Sixth Sense"
or something?

538
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,759
Girl, I see you bloom.
Aw.

539
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:25,529
Well, how are you still in these
streets without a woman, huh?

540
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:27,564
I mean, I, like,
just moved here.

541
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,599
Oh! Gotcha!

542
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,735
Scooped him early, bitches.

543
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:33,937
Snatch game! You win.

544
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:36,906
[laughing]
Yeah, you're like, for real.

545
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,643
I just, I kind of always

546
00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:42,114
imagined that I would end up
with a good man..

547
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:47,053
...till I saw you.

548
00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:52,822
[chuckles]
Let me ask you a question.

549
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,624
Yeah, you can ask me a question.

550
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:59,162
Um, well, I know
that I have a powerful

551
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:02,599
some may even say masculine vibe

552
00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:06,903
but you do know
that I'm a woman?

553
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:09,906
Right?
Fine as hell, woman.

554
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,112
But, you just said that...
I'm not. I'm not gay.

555
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,683
I'm bisexual.

556
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,017
I mean, yeah, I like men,
I'm attracted to men

557
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,786
when I meet the right one.

558
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:28,758
But.. I mean, I like women.
I'm attracted to women.

559
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,863
When I meet the right one.

560
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,998
So, you have sex with...

561
00:25:35,001 --> 00:25:38,101
I have sex with

562
00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,840
whomever I feel
a connection with.

563
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:47,279
Right now,
I'm feeling it with you.

564
00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:56,385
<i>♪ I'd rather be with you
you make my heart screaming ♪</i>

565
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,321
Oh! Uh.
That's good!

566
00:25:58,324 --> 00:25:59,692
Um, okay.

567
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,868
[instrumental music]

568
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,279
[buzzing]

569
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:44,033
What's up? That's Angela.

570
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:46,202
Hi.

571
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:48,204
Um...
Angela in art and [bleep]

572
00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:51,107
I thought you have
a lot in common.

573
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:54,410
Did you bring
a date to our date?

574
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:57,046
Oh, I had a little conflict
on my schedule.

575
00:26:57,049 --> 00:26:59,215
You know how it go..

576
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:03,086
<i>♪ Gonna turn the lights off</i>

577
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,789
<i>♪ Never never let you go</i>

578
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,758
It's an interesting choice.
I'm a minister.

579
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:11,698
And I want to know
how to find those lost sheep.

580
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:17,233
Okay, um, maybe I should just
leave you to the flock.

581
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,435
No, no.

582
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:22,839
I just wanted to see
how you take it if occasionally

583
00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:24,711
brought me to places like this.

584
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:29,012
It's okay. We can stay.

585
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:32,849
Let's make it rain!
Bless you! Bless you!

586
00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:35,218
I'm so glad you liked
my, my profile on Tinder.

587
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:37,089
[chuckles]
I did!

588
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,923
This is really nice.

589
00:27:39,926 --> 00:27:42,792
You are so beautiful!
Thank you.

590
00:27:42,795 --> 00:27:44,997
I wanna show you something.
Okay.

591
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,005
And that's not even hard!

592
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:58,241
No, like, full on dick-flick.

593
00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:01,310
Why do guys think
that's gonna impress anybody?

594
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:04,848
Was it? Impressive?
Mm.

595
00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:06,916
How was your threesome?

596
00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:10,019
Hah! Not what I expected.

597
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,387
Kevin wasn't down for the menage

598
00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:14,290
when he learned
the third party was a dude.

599
00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:16,392
You didn't discuss it first?

600
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:20,163
I said Enzo's name.
That sound's like a guy, right?

601
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,131
Mm.

602
00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:24,934
It's kind of a gray area.

603
00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,206
Guess I'll have to schedule
some alone time with Enzo.

604
00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,941
Okay, don't get mad at me 'cause
I'm not being Margot, alright?

605
00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,477
I just.. I don't get it either.

606
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,313
If you love Kevin,
then why do you need to have sex

607
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:40,049
with this other guy?

608
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,119
I don't need to do anything.
I like Enzo.

609
00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:44,821
And sometimes
that goes to a place

610
00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,860
where the expression is sexual.

611
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:50,827
So, no rules?

612
00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,461
Oh, there are definitely rules

613
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:55,164
like, knowing
the other person knows.

614
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,333
Seems kind of arbitrary.

615
00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:00,036
I love Kevin, because with him
I can be in a marriage

616
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:03,439
and still... breathe.

617
00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:05,341
You think marriage
is suffocating?

618
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:08,011
Not with Kevin.

619
00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:12,148
Wow. Most women feel like
marriage is the prize.

620
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,117
You feel like it is something
that has to be negotiated

621
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,421
so it doesn't kill you.

622
00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:18,321
You're a feminist heroine.

623
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:21,260
[chuckling]
I do what I can.

624
00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:26,495
This was delicious.

625
00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:28,998
Thank you.
You're welcome.

626
00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:30,333
This is our third date,
and I just wanted

627
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,201
to do something special.

628
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,206
Wait till you see what's next.

629
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,543
It's not a picture, is it?

630
00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,444
Dessert.
Oh!

631
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,115
[laughing]

632
00:29:46,853 --> 00:29:48,120
[sighs]

633
00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,427
<i>♪ Tan ta Ra Ra</i>

634
00:30:01,033 --> 00:30:02,631
[exhaling]

635
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:04,600
Wow!
'Yeah.'

636
00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:07,336
The key is just having just
the right amount of alcohol.

637
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:08,841
Huh!

638
00:30:19,285 --> 00:30:21,084
[both chuckle]

639
00:30:21,087 --> 00:30:23,119
You're not planning on
murdering me tonight, right?

640
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,524
[both laughing]

641
00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,563
You're crazy!

642
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:37,136
[upbeat music]

643
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:47,446
Oh, yeah, I'm sorry
about that, my bad.

644
00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,019
Yeah, just..

645
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:55,153
GABRIELLE: 'Ugh!'

646
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:58,891
Okay, there ain't
no stink in that, come on.

647
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,425
[sighs]

648
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,496
[engine revving]

649
00:31:13,639 --> 00:31:15,141
How was your weekend?

650
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,177
Not ready to talk about it.

651
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,578
I mean, and, and the tenth date?

652
00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,883
Don't you think that's what
I don't wanna talk about?

653
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,053
Okay.

654
00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,358
[instrumental music on radio]

655
00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,462
<i>♪ Flyin' in my head</i>

656
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:43,599
<i>♪ Thoughts of you
are what you said to me ♪</i>

657
00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:46,102
["the choice is yours"
by black sheep]

658
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,371
<i>♪ Engine engine number nine</i>

659
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,673
<i>♪ On the New York transit line</i>

660
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:53,009
<i>♪ If my train
goes off the track ♪</i>

661
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,011
<i>♪ Pick it up
pick it up pick it up ♪</i>

662
00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:57,346
<i>♪ Back on the scene
crispy and clean ♪</i>

663
00:31:57,349 --> 00:32:00,149
<i>♪ You can try but then why
'cause you can't intervene ♪</i>

664
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,585
<i>♪ We be the outcast
down for the settle ♪</i>

665
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:04,988
<i>♪ Won't play the rock
Won't play the pebble ♪</i>

666
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,422
<i>♪ Open your door
You best believe ♪</i>

667
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,225
<i>♪ We're sliding
through it swiftly ♪</i>

668
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,626
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i> Niftly

669
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,062
<i>♪ We can make it hip to be</i>

670
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,398
<i>♪ What we are
'cause what we be ♪</i>

671
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:19,168
<i>♪ Be the epitome of
doo-dah-dipity ♪</i>

672
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:21,437
<i>♪ So now I dwell
just to say your plainer ♪</i>

673
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,706
<i>♪ Hold your cup
'cause I got the container ♪</i>

674
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,342
<i>♪ Pass a plader
cross the fader ♪</i>

675
00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,577
<i>♪ Black Sheep get played
like the Sony innovator ♪</i>

676
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,779
<i>♪ Never the traitor
party of later ♪</i>

677
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,116
<i>♪ And you can get
a scoop later ♪</i>

678
00:32:33,119 --> 00:32:35,284
<i>♪ You can get with this
or you can get with that ♪</i>

679
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,520
<i>♪ You can get with this
or you can get with that ♪</i>

680
00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:39,563
<i>♪ You can get with this
or you can get with that ♪</i>

681
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,563
Why, hello!
'Hey.'

682
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,031
Listen, I wanna apologize for...

683
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,565
Pretty unprofessional voicemail

684
00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,634
you left me about your sex life.

685
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,038
Trust me, it was
much worse for me.

686
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,673
So, is there something
you wanna tell me?

687
00:32:57,676 --> 00:32:59,475
Didn't you get my voicemail?

688
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,344
'Yeah, but that was
just a voicemail.'

689
00:33:01,347 --> 00:33:04,380
I'm interested in you,
Margot Scott the woman.

690
00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:07,119
Why has it been so long, and
how long has it been exactly?

691
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,654
A year.

692
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,091
'And?'

693
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,190
Eleven months.

694
00:33:14,193 --> 00:33:15,724
[giggles]

695
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:17,460
I knew it, I was right.

696
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,062
You were close.

697
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,999
'Mm-hmm. So?'

698
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:26,535
So... I've been in love.

699
00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:29,172
And when it doesn't work out,
I don't bounce back

700
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,374
like other people and..

701
00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:34,710
If I sleep with a guy,
it's ten times worse.

702
00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:38,147
Hmm, it's like
a Billie Holiday song, eh?

703
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,319
It's like
a Billie Holiday album.

704
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:43,819
Meet me at Caprice on Sunday.

705
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:45,154
What time?

706
00:33:45,157 --> 00:33:46,458
[phone hangs]

707
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:52,331
[instrumental music]

708
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,667
[doorbell rings]

709
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,372
I brought breakfast.

710
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:06,442
I'm early, let's eat.

711
00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:09,578
I have five weeks left,
so it can still happen.

712
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,547
And I've been on a bunch of
dates in the last few weeks.

713
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:15,351
But not with the same guy?
Which is the point.

714
00:34:15,354 --> 00:34:18,354
Are you gonna be
an asshole your whole life?

715
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,456
So, wait, wait, wait.
You never had a boyfriend?

716
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:23,392
No, I had... a Chris.

717
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,394
A Chris?
Yeah.

718
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:27,363
He played football,
and he was really smart.

719
00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,565
He volunteered and [bleep]

720
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,599
How am I not supposed
to fall in love

721
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:32,801
with a guy like that right away?

722
00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,537
And he went a little overboard.

723
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,173
What does that mean?
There was a restraining order.

724
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,742
Look, I wish I could
see him again, you know?

725
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:43,146
Hmm, sounds fun.

726
00:34:43,149 --> 00:34:44,413
So, what can't you settle down?

727
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,649
No, I'm not ready yet. Mm-mm.

728
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:49,252
I ain't ready.
Uh-huh?

729
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:53,822
Um, I mean, there is
someone I care about.

730
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:57,460
Mm-hmm.
I mean, she's, she's magic.

731
00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,328
Oh!

732
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,764
But, uh, I'm not ready
to be with just her.

733
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,666
And she too dope
to play games with.

734
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,934
You better hope she doesn't
meet someone in the meantime.

735
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:08,871
Well, I hope she finds
happiness in the meantime.

736
00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:12,275
And me when the time is right.

737
00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,413
How can you know she's the one,
and then not be ready?

738
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,480
You know what?

739
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:19,815
There is a logical explanation
for that.

740
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:21,817
Scientific actually.

741
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,620
In simplest terms..

742
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,425
...it's because I have a penis.

743
00:35:27,793 --> 00:35:29,695
[chuckles]

744
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:33,329
But you love her?

745
00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,498
We could be like
Martin and Gina.

746
00:35:35,501 --> 00:35:37,666
My God!
That's my favorite TV couple.

747
00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,435
You're lying.
You know about Martin and Gina?

748
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,270
I know about Martin and Gina.

749
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:42,305
Oh, there you go!

750
00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,707
<i>♪ Martin Lawrence</i>

751
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,478
<i>♪ He's so crazy ♪</i>

752
00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:52,318
[singing in spanish]

753
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:00,623
When he gets here,
I want you guys to meet him

754
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:01,724
and tell me what you think.

755
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:03,392
Okay.
'Okay?'

756
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,494
We've been out four times,
and I love him.

757
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,431
Wait, you've been on four dates
with the same guy on first try?

758
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:09,965
Okay, see,
I don't wanna bring this up

759
00:36:09,968 --> 00:36:11,867
but I'm really good in bed.

760
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:13,536
But I don't want this
to be like the guy

761
00:36:13,539 --> 00:36:14,637
that I fell in
love with, you know?

762
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,838
Who started kidnapping people.

763
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,773
'In the gas station.'
Oh, yeah, yeah.

764
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:19,908
But there is this one thing
that I wanna tell you about...

765
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,548
Hola, mamacita.
Oh, hi, baby.

766
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,950
You're looking gorgeous.
Well, I know that.

767
00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,918
Ha-ha-ha, you're too much.

768
00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,854
This is Gab.
Hi, baby. How are you?

769
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,722
Oh!

770
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,791
Yeah, and Billie.
Billie.

771
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,460
Hi.
Quite a vision.

772
00:36:37,463 --> 00:36:38,864
Oh, thank you.
Nice to meet you.

773
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,498
You girls are so fly!
Yeah. K you.

774
00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,032
Can we get some drinks for these
ladies over here, please?

775
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,670
Oh, Freddy Mitchell!

776
00:36:47,673 --> 00:36:51,340
How are you going to come to see
my show and not speak to me?

777
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:53,276
Girl, you were performing!

778
00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,611
But I saw you up there doing
your thing, and this thing.

779
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,380
She's nuts,
watch out for this one.

780
00:36:57,383 --> 00:36:59,014
Come say "Hi" to the children.

781
00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,583
Yes, what, is that cool?

782
00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,385
Alright, yeah.
Okay then, I'll be right back.

783
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:04,453
We'll be right..
Mwah.

784
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,825
Be right back. I'll be right
back. Let's go. Let's go!

785
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:14,497
Okay, before you say anything,
he's bi, not gay.

786
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,901
So, what's the problem?

787
00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,602
I mean..

788
00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:22,638
Yeah, this-this requires
a lot more analysis.

789
00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:24,473
I have to go.

790
00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:26,008
I'm going on my fourth date
with the preacher tomorrow.

791
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:27,943
I gotta wash clothes,
like right now.

792
00:37:27,946 --> 00:37:30,012
I don't even have a clean pair
of underwear to wear, so..

793
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,914
Okay, so, go without.

794
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,616
Stay ready.

795
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:34,886
Umm!

796
00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:37,553
Okay, thank you very much.

797
00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:40,423
Ladies and gentlemen.

798
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,891
This next song is dedicated

799
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:45,728
to the most beautiful woman
in the room.

800
00:37:45,731 --> 00:37:48,063
Nah, Queens,
it ain't you. Sorry.

801
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:50,098
[upbeat music]

802
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,503
It's me?

803
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:59,642
Sorry, I've got to see this.
'Uh-huh!'

804
00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:01,444
<i>♪ I can't fool myself
I don't want ♪</i>

805
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,012
<i>♪ Nobody else to ever love me</i>

806
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:08,016
<i>♪ You are my shining star my
guiding light my love fantasy ♪</i>

807
00:38:08,019 --> 00:38:10,886
Go, baby!
Go, Freddy!

808
00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,755
<i>♪ ...that I don't love you</i>

809
00:38:12,758 --> 00:38:14,557
<i>♪ You're at the top of my list</i>

810
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,460
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm always
thinking of you ♪</i>

811
00:38:17,463 --> 00:38:21,129
<i>♪ I still remember in the days
when I was scared to touch you ♪</i>

812
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,731
<i>♪ And how I spent my day</i>

813
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,733
<i>♪ Dreamin' plannin'
how to say I love you ♪</i>

814
00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:26,869
Go ahead, baby!

815
00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:30,406
<i>♪ ...known that I had feelings
deep enough to swim in ♪</i>

816
00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,508
<i>♪ That's when you
opened up your heart ♪</i>

817
00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,510
<i>♪ And you told me to come in</i>

818
00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:35,578
<i>♪ Oh my love</i>

819
00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:38,647
Cheers!
Cheers!

820
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:43,989
<i>♪ A thousand kisses from you
is never too much ♪</i>

821
00:38:46,525 --> 00:38:50,593
<i>♪ And I just don't wanna stop
too much never too much ♪</i>

822
00:38:50,596 --> 00:38:52,628
<i>♪ Never too much
never too much ♪</i>

823
00:38:52,631 --> 00:38:57,633
<i>♪ Lay down my burden here
down by the riverside ♪</i>

824
00:38:57,636 --> 00:39:00,102
<i>♪ Down by the riverside</i>

825
00:39:00,105 --> 00:39:02,505
<i>♪ Down by the riverside</i>

826
00:39:02,508 --> 00:39:06,542
<i>♪ Lay down my burden here
down by the riverside ♪</i>

827
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,780
Whoa, whoa, wow, wow!

828
00:39:10,115 --> 00:39:12,515
'I say, praise the Lord today.'

829
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:15,818
'Make a joyful noise'

830
00:39:15,821 --> 00:39:17,886
on to Lord of the earth.

831
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:20,492
Sing praises to
the Lord with trumpets.

832
00:39:21,727 --> 00:39:25,193
You don't have that kind of joy.

833
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,731
The kind of joy that, that
when you need that mortgage paid

834
00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:31,800
or your electricity
is about to be cut off.

835
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,102
And then, something
on the inside says

836
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,071
"Go to your mailbox."

837
00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:39,207
'And when you go into that
mailbox, there's a check there.'

838
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,677
Can I get an amen?

839
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,846
And when you open that check

840
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:46,715
that amount covers
not only one month

841
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:48,451
not two months but

842
00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:51,787
three, four, five,
six, seven months.

843
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,856
'If you don't have
that kind of joy'

844
00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:57,059
'then you don't have
Jesus in your life.'

845
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:58,727
'Do you hear me?'

846
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,796
And if you want him in your life

847
00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,698
step up to this altar.

848
00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:04,733
Right now!
The elders are helping.

849
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,602
That's right, mother, come on.

850
00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:08,474
[speaking foreign language]

851
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,507
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

852
00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:12,875
Come on, sister.

853
00:40:12,878 --> 00:40:14,713
[speaking foreign language]

854
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:20,883
I was hopin' you would stay,
Sister Gabrielle.

855
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:24,587
Come up here and receive Jesus.

856
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,154
Uh, uh, that-that's okay.

857
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:28,557
We're-we're already on
speaking terms, but, thank you.

858
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,527
Whoa, now, do you all
wanna see precious Gabrielle

859
00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:32,961
get saved this morning?

860
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,864
[all cheering]

861
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,900
Do I need to ask again?

862
00:40:37,903 --> 00:40:39,735
No-no-no-no.
It's okay, It's okay,

863
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:42,037
I'll get saved.
Amen!

864
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,806
'Put you hands together.
Come on.'

865
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:46,208
Come on, encourage her.
Encourage her.

866
00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,143
Yes, don't let
the enemy keep you back.

867
00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,812
Come on, now.

868
00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:52,080
Yes, yes, come on,
give a her hand-clap.

869
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:56,284
Come on, stand here.
Yes, yes, yes.

870
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:59,722
Come on, yes.
Come on, come on, yes.

871
00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:02,290
I'm gonna ask you
a very important question.

872
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:07,162
Do you accept Jesus Christ as
your personal Lord and savior?

873
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:08,263
Yes.
I can't hear you.

874
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:09,732
Yes!

875
00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:11,803
And then you are saved!

876
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:15,106
[whispering]
What do I do?

877
00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:20,142
[speaking foreign language]

878
00:41:20,145 --> 00:41:24,816
[laughing] Yes, praise the Lord.
Praise the Lord.

879
00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,617
'Oh! Oh!'
'Oh, Lord!'

880
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,152
Oh, blesses me.

881
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,958
[crowd murmuring]

882
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:38,226
[screams]
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

883
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:41,066
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

884
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,666
Yes!

885
00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:46,237
[instrumental music]

886
00:41:48,940 --> 00:41:50,275
[cell phone beeping]

887
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:07,993
Oh, my God!

888
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:13,228
MAN: [on tv] 'Looking for a special
gift for someone in your life?'

889
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:16,098
[knock on door] 'Hang on here, 'cause
Lisa's got some great ideas for you. Lisa?'

890
00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:18,036
LISA: [on tv]
'You don't wanna miss this..'

891
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:23,541
DANTE: 'Gabby, I saw
you turn the TV off.'

892
00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:26,775
You know I can see you, right?

893
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:28,213
You're hidin' under the covers.

894
00:42:29,681 --> 00:42:31,549
'I have Chinese food.'

895
00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:38,153
The whole world saw my vagina.

896
00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:41,389
Okay, I mean, silver lining,
silver lining.

897
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:44,562
Turns out that you were
current on your monthly wax.

898
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:48,163
My vagina is viral.

899
00:42:48,166 --> 00:42:50,232
The whole world's gonna see it.

900
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:51,734
[whispers]
My mom's gonna see it.

901
00:42:51,737 --> 00:42:53,301
And I didn't even
like him like that.

902
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:55,871
He probably likes you a lot now.

903
00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:57,272
I accepted Christ for him.

904
00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,274
Hey, at least
you got one friend.

905
00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:01,376
Oh, I can't do this anymore.

906
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:03,278
Can't do what?

907
00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:06,649
This whole tenth date thing.

908
00:43:06,652 --> 00:43:08,817
Maybe I'm just not
cut out for love.

909
00:43:08,820 --> 00:43:11,654
Maybe I'm not the type
of person who is..

910
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:14,690
Oh, come on, come on.
...gonna get love, right?

911
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,058
You're good.

912
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,260
Gab, Gab, don't..

913
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,128
No, you.. Hey, don't cry,
don't cry, don't cry.

914
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:21,930
No-no-no-no.

915
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,932
[sobbing]
My vagina was on the internet.

916
00:43:23,935 --> 00:43:26,304
Hey, you're okay. You're good.

917
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,941
Good!
Thanks.

918
00:43:31,877 --> 00:43:33,111
[sniffling]

919
00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:41,653
[instrumental music]

920
00:43:46,424 --> 00:43:47,893
Um..

921
00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:51,927
Yes.
I'mma go.

922
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:53,295
Is that cool?

923
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:55,163
Yeah.
Yeah.

924
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,699
Okay then.
Alright.

925
00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:57,833
Alright then,
I'll see you tomorrow.

926
00:43:57,836 --> 00:43:59,370
See you tomorrow.
Okay.

927
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,271
And I want you to get me a bagel

928
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:05,708
but don't Maureen
see me eating carbs, okay?

929
00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:07,810
Oh!

930
00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:11,113
What's new, pussycat?

931
00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:13,248
I have to tell you something.
Yeah?

932
00:44:13,251 --> 00:44:17,820
So, Dante came over last night,
and he kissed me.

933
00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:20,155
He could tell from the internet,
your vagina is magical.

934
00:44:20,158 --> 00:44:22,991
[chuckles]
No, it's not like that.

935
00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,827
Well, what was it like, huh?

936
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:26,228
It was really good.

937
00:44:26,231 --> 00:44:27,963
It got really good.

938
00:44:27,966 --> 00:44:30,198
And then, he left.

939
00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:32,267
Oh, see, Gab honey,
you're a bad kisser.

940
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,036
It's gonna be...
No!

941
00:44:34,039 --> 00:44:35,403
I don't know why he left.

942
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:37,039
Well, you want me to ask him?
No.

943
00:44:37,042 --> 00:44:38,206
It's just a question.
I'll be right back.

944
00:44:38,209 --> 00:44:40,508
No-no-no-no.
Oh, wait a minute.

945
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,477
Maureen, she want's you to hire
someone in graphics.

946
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,146
Another you.

947
00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:46,281
Why? And why not get HR?

948
00:44:46,284 --> 00:44:48,016
And please don't talk to Dante.

949
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:49,317
Alright, I won't, listen.

950
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,219
They're opening
a Chicago version of Nina

951
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:52,755
so, it's gonna be
twice as much work.

952
00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:54,222
And she doesn't want HR to do it

953
00:44:54,225 --> 00:44:56,491
because they won't ask
the creative questions.

954
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,460
But if they're
launching something new

955
00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:02,297
they don't need a new assistant,
they need a new vision.

956
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,767
Well, right now, all she wants
is a new art assistant.

957
00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:07,269
Hey, but I don't know
how to interview people.

958
00:45:07,272 --> 00:45:09,872
Alright, make up
some work sounding stuff.

959
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,506
And then, just pick the guy
that we all can sleep with

960
00:45:11,509 --> 00:45:13,508
before he says
we sexually harassed him.

961
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:15,043
Hop to it.

962
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,015
[instrumental music]

963
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:19,317
Okay.

964
00:45:20,952 --> 00:45:22,788
Oh, so stupid.

965
00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:26,789
Oh, great, great.

966
00:45:26,792 --> 00:45:28,326
[sighs]
Thank you.

967
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,499
"Chris Kellerman?"

968
00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:41,236
Hi, um, are you here for a job?

969
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,308
Nah, I'm here for you.

970
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:47,442
I, I lost your number, and
I remembered you worked here

971
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:50,378
so thought I'd stop by.

972
00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:52,447
I guess your receptionist
put my name on the wrong list.

973
00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:55,053
[laughing]
Oh, bad Bets.

974
00:45:57,022 --> 00:45:59,487
And now, I'm about to be late
to my next appointment.

975
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,957
So, but how about we do dinner?

976
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,959
Yeah, yeah, um...
That cool?

977
00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:07,262
Let's just do the little,
you know, little thing.

978
00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:08,563
There we go, see you.
Alright.

979
00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:10,532
Got it?
Got it.

980
00:46:10,535 --> 00:46:13,869
So, I'll call you tonight.
Okay, alright.

981
00:46:13,872 --> 00:46:16,471
Oh, um, did you mean
for a dinner tonight

982
00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,174
or you gonna call me tonight
for dinner later?

983
00:46:19,177 --> 00:46:22,277
I just wanted to know
just because I, um..

984
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:28,884
You know, I'm really busy doing
a lot of very successful things.

985
00:46:28,887 --> 00:46:31,086
No, I-I get it.
Yeah.

986
00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,323
Which do you prefer?

987
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,292
Um..

988
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:38,493
How about lunch tomorrow?
Alright.

989
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:40,095
So, I'll call you tonight

990
00:46:40,098 --> 00:46:42,364
to confirm lunch for tomorrow.

991
00:46:42,367 --> 00:46:44,432
Right, right, yeah.

992
00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:47,402
[giggles]

993
00:46:47,405 --> 00:46:49,404
If he's interviewing
for this job

994
00:46:49,407 --> 00:46:52,474
you need to make him
have sex with you.

995
00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:55,043
GABRIELLE: 'Uh, I think
he could hear you still.'

996
00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:59,915
Yeah.
No, I'm not scared, playboy.

997
00:46:59,918 --> 00:47:01,349
She gonna trap you
in the elevator.

998
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:04,319
Rawr! Gotcha!
Get him.

999
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,553
Today was crazy.
It was crazy.

1000
00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,189
What happened?

1001
00:47:07,192 --> 00:47:08,290
You guys'll never believe
what happened.

1002
00:47:08,293 --> 00:47:09,925
So, I'm doing these interviews

1003
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:14,496
and Chris, Chris-Chris
came to the office.

1004
00:47:14,499 --> 00:47:15,964
Wait..
'Old Chris?'

1005
00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:18,266
Y'all know Chris.
Pretty Chris.

1006
00:47:18,269 --> 00:47:21,403
Oh, okay.
And he asked me on a date.

1007
00:47:21,406 --> 00:47:24,239
How long has it been? Like..
I don't know. It's like..

1008
00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:26,641
I was young and beautiful
and innocent.

1009
00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:28,343
Wasn't that just last year?

1010
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:30,245
And Chris was playing
for The Raiders and..

1011
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,679
You know, I thought
we were gonna get married

1012
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:33,248
and I'd be like on one of
those rich house-wife shows.

1013
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:34,950
You know?
Mm-hmm.

1014
00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,451
But then, he got traded
and then he quit me

1015
00:47:36,454 --> 00:47:38,086
and then he had this
whole restraining order thing.

1016
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:41,123
And I just, I don't understand
why he's back.

1017
00:47:41,126 --> 00:47:43,191
I think he just wants a kidney.

1018
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,659
What are you gonna do?

1019
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:46,194
I mean, you only
need one, right?

1020
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:47,695
I mean, about Chris.
'Yeah.'

1021
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,465
And about Dante,
because, like, three hours ago

1022
00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:53,535
you were saying that was the
most magical kiss of your life.

1023
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,938
I.. That is not what I said.
Dante?

1024
00:47:55,941 --> 00:47:57,973
Y'all kissed?
'Oh, y'all don't know?'

1025
00:47:57,976 --> 00:48:00,108
Hmm.
It just happened.

1026
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,409
Anyway...
Wait a minute.

1027
00:48:01,412 --> 00:48:04,112
How has Dante been
since the kiss?

1028
00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:06,214
He came in early,
so I haven't seen him yet.

1029
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,983
So, I asked him
to give me a ride home

1030
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:09,617
so that I could talk to him.

1031
00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:12,020
What are you gonna say?

1032
00:48:12,023 --> 00:48:13,925
[instrumental music]

1033
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,595
[engine revving]

1034
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:25,233
So, um, something
happened today.

1035
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,102
Yeah, yeah, I...

1036
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:29,137
Wait, you remember that guy
that I told you that

1037
00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:32,474
I-I really like, and I totally
destroyed all of his stuff

1038
00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:35,143
and he got restraining order
against me?

1039
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:37,645
I don't remember you telling me
you destroyed all his stuff.

1040
00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:40,248
Uh, might wanna remember
that, that was crazy.

1041
00:48:40,251 --> 00:48:42,117
[both laugh]

1042
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:46,088
Yeah, um, well, he came back,
the guy Chris.

1043
00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:48,359
Like what? In the last 24 hours?

1044
00:48:50,295 --> 00:48:51,529
Yeah.

1045
00:48:53,164 --> 00:48:55,230
So, like..

1046
00:48:55,233 --> 00:49:00,368
I was thinking that I would give
the tenth date a second shot.

1047
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,539
Oh!

1048
00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,207
Oh!

1049
00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:09,777
I mean, 'cause you
don't wanna get serious.

1050
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:13,515
And-and, he's.. Well, he's
the kinda guy who gets serious.

1051
00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,650
And you don't want to
get to the tenth date...

1052
00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:17,785
It's cool.

1053
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:21,059
It's good for you, good for you.
Good for y'all, you know?

1054
00:49:22,427 --> 00:49:23,961
Okay.

1055
00:49:30,201 --> 00:49:32,767
Well, you want me to go back to
ridin' the metro in the morning?

1056
00:49:32,770 --> 00:49:34,505
No, I don't.

1057
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,243
But it might be best.

1058
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,361
You bought out the whole
restaurant for an interview?

1059
00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:01,632
Well, it's more private
this way.

1060
00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:05,200
You have something
you wanna ask me?

1061
00:50:05,203 --> 00:50:08,306
Oh, you don't have any questions
about my personal life first?

1062
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:11,839
Yeah, but you have a deadline.

1063
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,445
I think we'll have more time
for questions in the future.

1064
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,447
Okay.

1065
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:25,453
Nah, I'm only 35,
but my knees are 40.

1066
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:28,190
So, I just wanted to retire
while I still have some respect.

1067
00:50:28,193 --> 00:50:29,657
Then I figured,
I'll hit you up, you know?

1068
00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,226
See if we could
still be friends.

1069
00:50:31,229 --> 00:50:33,095
Yeah.

1070
00:50:33,098 --> 00:50:38,433
So, um, is, uh, friendship..

1071
00:50:38,436 --> 00:50:40,535
...the only reason
that you wanted to see me?

1072
00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:42,470
So, I'm about to open a lounge.

1073
00:50:42,473 --> 00:50:44,239
And I didn't want it to be
one of those corny

1074
00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:47,742
cliche, former NFL spots
with no class and no style.

1075
00:50:47,745 --> 00:50:49,811
And I remembered you used do
those dope paintings.

1076
00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:51,846
So, here's what I'm proposin'.

1077
00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:54,582
How about I commission you
to do some work for the lounge?

1078
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:56,351
And you could even do,
like, a special event

1079
00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:57,674
where you could
sell your artwork.

1080
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,423
That's great.
Yeah.

1081
00:51:01,426 --> 00:51:04,426
And that's all you wanted?
That's all.

1082
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:07,265
[chuckles]
And this isn't a date?

1083
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,133
It's an appointment.

1084
00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:13,638
And you don't wanna date me?

1085
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,242
You, you have somethin'
on your face.

1086
00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:20,208
'It..'
What?

1087
00:51:20,211 --> 00:51:22,144
It says, "Emotional condom."

1088
00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:23,381
"Just get to ten."

1089
00:51:24,349 --> 00:51:26,681
[chuckles]

1090
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,583
I have to go to the bathroom.

1091
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,087
[instrumental music]

1092
00:51:38,863 --> 00:51:40,595
I don't wanna talk about it.
Okay.

1093
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:42,497
Whatever he did,
it is no reflection on you.

1094
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,932
Yes it is! [bleep]

1095
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:47,302
Okay, just.. Alright, calm down.

1096
00:51:47,305 --> 00:51:48,585
DELIVERY GUY: Gabrielle Fateful?

1097
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,707
Yes?
Here you go.

1098
00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:55,213
Here we go, gotta sign that.

1099
00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,617
Hey, ain't you the girl
from that internet video?

1100
00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:02,550
No!

1101
00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:04,755
This better not be
another subpoena trick.

1102
00:52:11,196 --> 00:52:12,727
It's from Chris.
Huh!

1103
00:52:12,730 --> 00:52:14,362
It's from Chris.
Oh, my God!

1104
00:52:14,365 --> 00:52:17,765
I think he loves you.
Um, ahem.

1105
00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:20,735
"Not sure what I did,
but I'm sorry."

1106
00:52:20,738 --> 00:52:22,937
Oh, he's sorry.
He's sorry.

1107
00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:25,276
There's an apology.

1108
00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:30,445
"With love, the chance
to make up for it."

1109
00:52:30,448 --> 00:52:32,447
He wants to make up for it.

1110
00:52:32,450 --> 00:52:36,251
Um, go ahead and put my girl
back up on the board over there.

1111
00:52:36,254 --> 00:52:38,623
"Would still very much
like to be..

1112
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,625
...friends."

1113
00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:45,230
[music continues]

1114
00:52:47,332 --> 00:52:49,964
Wants to be friends.
Well, that's okay.

1115
00:52:49,967 --> 00:52:52,169
[grunting]

1116
00:52:56,807 --> 00:52:58,873
'Okay.'

1117
00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:00,642
I already have a friend
who's name is Nell.

1118
00:53:00,645 --> 00:53:02,380
I don't need another one.
Gab?

1119
00:53:03,648 --> 00:53:05,447
[whispering]
You have a problem.

1120
00:53:05,450 --> 00:53:07,582
Oh, my God!

1121
00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:08,853
That's okay.

1122
00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:14,822
[telephone ringing]

1123
00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:17,892
Can I help you?
Yeah.

1124
00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:20,862
I see you got the flowers
I sent.

1125
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:22,564
I'm sorry
I didn't meant upset you.

1126
00:53:22,567 --> 00:53:25,303
I've had a really
difficult week.

1127
00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:27,969
My vagina was on the internet.

1128
00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,874
Hmm. Yeah, I saw that.

1129
00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:33,678
Is there somewhere
we can go talk?

1130
00:53:34,645 --> 00:53:35,846
Yeah.

1131
00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:42,219
Okay. Alright.
Thank you.

1132
00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:45,052
Alright.

1133
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,924
You looking good in those jeans.

1134
00:53:47,658 --> 00:53:49,657
Okay.

1135
00:53:49,660 --> 00:53:51,926
Well, uh, somebody should
clean this up.

1136
00:53:51,929 --> 00:53:52,997
[clears throat]

1137
00:53:57,868 --> 00:53:59,033
So, the reason is...

1138
00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:00,971
I lost my sister
a few months ago.

1139
00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:03,474
She passed away.

1140
00:54:05,376 --> 00:54:07,008
I didn't realize how nice
it was to have a woman

1141
00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:10,412
to just sit down and talk to

1142
00:54:10,415 --> 00:54:11,979
until she was gone.

1143
00:54:11,982 --> 00:54:13,881
I'm sorry.

1144
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:16,083
So, I figured, this time around,
if we took things slow

1145
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:18,756
and actually work
to build a friendship..

1146
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:23,725
...maybe we could have
a different outcome.

1147
00:54:23,728 --> 00:54:26,931
So, I apologize. I guess
I should have been more direct.

1148
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:30,601
So, I could have
finished my lunch.

1149
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:35,036
It was good, too.

1150
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,971
Well, how about I make it up
to you this Saturday?

1151
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,476
I'll buy you lunch.

1152
00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:43,378
Only if it's a date.
Oh, it's a date.

1153
00:54:43,381 --> 00:54:46,414
Yeah.
So, I'll see you later?

1154
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,550
Yeah.
Alright, good seein' you.

1155
00:54:48,553 --> 00:54:49,984
Me too.

1156
00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:52,757
[instrumental music]

1157
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,693
What's up, yo?

1158
00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:07,402
[hip-hop song]

1159
00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:09,840
<i>♪ Oh</i>

1160
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:15,042
<i>♪ Oh yeah</i>

1161
00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,911
<i>♪ I'm not even go on a front</i>

1162
00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:19,547
<i>♪ I'm gonna tell you
how I feel ♪</i>

1163
00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:21,849
<i>♪ The way that
you kiss my lips ♪</i>

1164
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:25,753
<i>♪ The moment was
so unreal yeah ♪</i>

1165
00:55:25,756 --> 00:55:29,791
<i>♪ On the first day I met you
you took me by surprise ♪</i>

1166
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:32,527
<i>♪ It was like heavens
opened these eyes ♪</i>

1167
00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:36,464
<i>♪ And right there something
right there is open wide ♪</i>

1168
00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:38,766
<i>♪ No pressure
there was no pressure ♪</i>

1169
00:55:38,769 --> 00:55:40,902
<i>♪ That's why I realize</i>

1170
00:55:40,905 --> 00:55:43,641
[song continues]

1171
00:55:48,746 --> 00:55:51,413
<i>♪ That's why I'm here
by your side ♪</i>

1172
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:55,617
<i>♪ You make it seem so easy</i>

1173
00:55:55,620 --> 00:56:00,622
<i>♪ That's why lovin' you
comes naturally ♪</i>

1174
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:05,730
<i>♪ Yeah yeah lovin' you
comes easily ♪</i>

1175
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:11,065
[applause]

1176
00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:14,869
Six dates in three weeks
with the same guy.

1177
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,540
Hey, Gabby, you ready?
Yeah, yeah, I'm so hungry.

1178
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:20,708
I didn't get a change to
tell you, but me and Chris..

1179
00:56:20,711 --> 00:56:21,943
Beautiful.
Thank you.

1180
00:56:21,946 --> 00:56:23,144
Good taste.

1181
00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:25,012
Your husband.

1182
00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:28,015
Hey, beautiful.
What are you doing here?

1183
00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:29,884
Came to take my wife to lunch.

1184
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:32,654
Oh, I was, I was
just about to go with Gab.

1185
00:56:32,657 --> 00:56:35,890
Oh, no, it's okay, I gotta send
out invites for my art show.

1186
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,759
Go ahead.
Okay.

1187
00:56:37,762 --> 00:56:40,565
Alright, well, I'm all yours.
Yes, you are.

1188
00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:42,733
Bye.

1189
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:47,137
[instrumental music]

1190
00:57:00,485 --> 00:57:02,784
It's a really great turnout.

1191
00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:04,952
Yeah, well, I think
half the people here

1192
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:08,623
came to see ex-football star
host, YouTube coochie star.

1193
00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,892
And the other half
needs some coconut water

1194
00:57:10,895 --> 00:57:13,828
because the thirst is real.

1195
00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:18,099
Look, you'll get at least one
rave from this reviewer.

1196
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,667
Alright, see you soon.

1197
00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,603
Bye.
Bye.

1198
00:57:21,606 --> 00:57:23,170
Bye, guys.
Wait, where are you goin'?

1199
00:57:23,173 --> 00:57:24,839
Big Stunna party, remember?

1200
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,841
Oooh!
That's enough.

1201
00:57:26,844 --> 00:57:28,913
[chatter]

1202
00:57:31,882 --> 00:57:34,215
Hey, how's
my little Picasso doin'?

1203
00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:37,885
Good. Great, great.

1204
00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:40,955
This is the nicest thing
that anyone's ever done for me.

1205
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,791
So, what's up with
that little stutter?

1206
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,660
Nobody's buying any work.

1207
00:57:45,663 --> 00:57:47,729
Oh, baby,
don't worry about that.

1208
00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:49,964
The night is still young.

1209
00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:51,633
But for those of us
who have to write about

1210
00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,301
summer's hottest nail colors,
the hour is late.

1211
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:56,170
I'm really proud of you.

1212
00:57:56,173 --> 00:57:58,039
Thank you.
Yes.

1213
00:57:58,042 --> 00:57:59,977
[indistinct chatter]

1214
00:58:01,546 --> 00:58:04,111
Hey, uh, can I buy you a drink?

1215
00:58:04,114 --> 00:58:05,980
Bitch, you don't see me
standin' right here?

1216
00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:08,783
[laughs]
You don't look like his type.

1217
00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,152
Oh, she's exactly my type.

1218
00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:12,253
Oh, okay.

1219
00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,855
Well, I hope to see you again

1220
00:58:13,858 --> 00:58:17,291
when you figure out
who you really are.

1221
00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:18,926
So, you know what,
let me, let me holla at you.

1222
00:58:18,929 --> 00:58:20,161
No, no, baby, please.
No, no, no, no.

1223
00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:22,032
No, don't even think about it.

1224
00:58:24,735 --> 00:58:28,202
There are other things
to worry about.

1225
00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,705
<i>♪ It's you and I</i>

1226
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:34,308
<i>♪ Baby make a wish
and close your eyes ♪</i>

1227
00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:38,245
<i>♪ Light an other candle
burn it in to the night ♪</i>

1228
00:58:38,248 --> 00:58:42,653
<i>♪ 'Cause love</i>

1229
00:58:44,589 --> 00:58:46,654
Baby?

1230
00:58:46,657 --> 00:58:51,893
<i>♪ Oh</i>

1231
00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:54,796
<i>♪ As you're right
where I belong ♪</i>

1232
00:58:54,799 --> 00:58:58,600
<i>♪ Baby make a wish
and close your eyes ♪</i>

1233
00:58:58,603 --> 00:59:02,303
<i>♪ Light an other candle
burn it in to the night ♪</i>

1234
00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:07,775
<i>♪ 'Cause love</i>

1235
00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:10,678
<i>♪ As you're right
where I belong ♪</i>

1236
00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:14,248
<i>♪ Baby make a wish
and close your eyes ♪</i>

1237
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:18,219
<i>♪ Light an other candle
burn it in to the night ♪</i>

1238
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:22,159
<i>♪ 'Cause love</i>

1239
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,160
<i>♪ As you're right
where I belong ♪</i>

1240
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:31,933
<i>♪ 'Cause love</i>

1241
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:34,571
<i>♪ As you're right
where I belong ♪</i>

1242
00:59:35,740 --> 00:59:37,307
[cell phone ringing]

1243
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:44,245
Mm-hmm, I caught you slippin'.

1244
00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:47,051
I don't wanna talk to you.
What's the matter?

1245
00:59:48,886 --> 00:59:50,284
I tell you how I feel

1246
00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:52,720
you ask me out, I get there

1247
00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:55,022
and I see you practically
having sex with a stripper.

1248
00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:57,992
Yo, it was my birthday.
Ugh!

1249
00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,661
I didn't know
that was going to happen

1250
00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,328
or I wouldn't have invited you.

1251
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,164
That's more like
a fourth date kinda thing.

1252
01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:05,800
Uh!
Oh, come on now, yo.

1253
01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:07,168
You know, you heard
it in my voicemail

1254
01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:08,970
so what's really goin' on?

1255
01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:11,005
You really gonna use this
to avoid intimacy?

1256
01:00:11,008 --> 01:00:12,373
This is how you gonna
bottle yourself up

1257
01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:13,696
and just run away
from everything?

1258
01:00:14,812 --> 01:00:16,377
I am.

1259
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,846
I know not every guy
has loved you

1260
01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:20,314
the way that you
wanted to be loved.

1261
01:00:20,317 --> 01:00:22,684
Or needed to be loved.

1262
01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:24,351
But somebody loved you.

1263
01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:26,453
Maybe it was your best friend

1264
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,455
or maybe it was
even your grandma.

1265
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,124
Feel more grateful for love

1266
01:00:30,127 --> 01:00:31,926
regardless
of where it came from.

1267
01:00:31,929 --> 01:00:34,996
And stop focusing
so much on the past.

1268
01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:37,031
And you can enjoy
the present, you know.

1269
01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:38,969
[instrumental music]

1270
01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:54,381
You know I'm celibate.

1271
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:56,183
PORSCHE: You don't say.

1272
01:00:56,186 --> 01:00:57,321
[laughs]

1273
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,761
Can we have some kind
of compromise then?

1274
01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,395
It's kind of an absolute.

1275
01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:12,333
You don't see any time
between now and say

1276
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,434
marriage, that is
a possibility at all?

1277
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:16,503
The sex? Just a little bit.

1278
01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:19,774
No time at all?
No.

1279
01:01:19,777 --> 01:01:21,078
No time?

1280
01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:25,883
[hip-hop song]

1281
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,253
<i>♪ Forget about things
that you used to know ♪</i>

1282
01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:35,122
<i>♪ I'mma show you somethin'
you ain't seen before ♪</i>

1283
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,424
<i>♪ Everybody talkin'
like they think they know ♪</i>

1284
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:40,261
<i>♪ But I'm the real deal
baby yeah for sure ♪</i>

1285
01:01:40,264 --> 01:01:43,130
<i>♪ Can't tell me nothin'
when I'm on the floor ♪</i>

1286
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:46,167
Guess? Whose show sold out?

1287
01:01:46,170 --> 01:01:47,802
No!
Yes.

1288
01:01:47,805 --> 01:01:50,805
No!
Yes.

1289
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,043
<i>♪ Gimme gimme all you got
and don't hold back ♪</i>

1290
01:01:55,279 --> 01:01:56,346
DANTE: Yeah.

1291
01:01:59,984 --> 01:02:02,386
Hey.
Hey.

1292
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:08,055
Um, so, I heard that
they're starting

1293
01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,925
a Chicago version
of Nina magazine

1294
01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:15,229
and I was hoping that you would,
um, put in a good word for me

1295
01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:16,831
with the creative director.

1296
01:02:16,834 --> 01:02:18,332
Are you serious?

1297
01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:19,934
[laughs]

1298
01:02:19,937 --> 01:02:21,035
Look, I know what happened

1299
01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:22,069
between us was like

1300
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:23,304
kind of weird

1301
01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:25,472
but, um, you know,
putting that aside...

1302
01:02:25,475 --> 01:02:27,845
Because that's just so easy.

1303
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,413
This could really mean
something to me.

1304
01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:34,515
If you could just send
my portfolio to her..

1305
01:02:34,518 --> 01:02:37,218
I am him. Okay?

1306
01:02:37,221 --> 01:02:39,987
I'm the new creative director
for the Chicago site.

1307
01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:42,489
Oh.

1308
01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:45,993
But how can you
do that from here?

1309
01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:47,164
Oh.

1310
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:51,301
So you're moving to Chicago?

1311
01:02:54,872 --> 01:02:56,006
Um. Okay.

1312
01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,974
I, well, I'll just
leave this here.

1313
01:02:59,977 --> 01:03:02,109
Oh, that's not necessary.

1314
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,114
I know what you're capable of.

1315
01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:10,054
[instrumental music]

1316
01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:28,602
I don't think we should
see each other any more.

1317
01:03:28,605 --> 01:03:30,537
What?

1318
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:33,010
Come on, girl, stop playing.
No, I'm not playing.

1319
01:03:35,312 --> 01:03:38,112
Bitch, from whence
does this come?

1320
01:03:38,115 --> 01:03:40,614
Because no straight guy
talks like that.

1321
01:03:40,617 --> 01:03:42,984
And because the guy
at the bar was right.

1322
01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,919
And I don't want to be waitin'
around for the day

1323
01:03:44,922 --> 01:03:47,221
that you realize that you're gay

1324
01:03:47,224 --> 01:03:50,024
and then I'm just some
interesting experiment

1325
01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:51,492
and they were on Yarla.

1326
01:03:51,495 --> 01:03:53,961
And then she's
all like, "Beloved

1327
01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:56,597
somewhere inside
you knew he wanted a penis."

1328
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,133
Okay, stop, right now, alright.

1329
01:03:59,136 --> 01:04:00,401
Stop.

1330
01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:02,036
I don't want a penis.

1331
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,105
I have a penis.

1332
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:06,073
I want you.

1333
01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:09,043
And I told you, babe,
I'm not gay. I'm bisexual.

1334
01:04:09,046 --> 01:04:11,581
It's the same thing.
No.

1335
01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,416
It is really not.

1336
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:21,322
And I've been dealing with
that same kind of ignorant

1337
01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:24,658
close-minded [bleep]
my entire life.

1338
01:04:24,661 --> 01:04:26,627
And I'm not
about to start taking it

1339
01:04:26,630 --> 01:04:28,265
from the person I love.

1340
01:04:31,435 --> 01:04:33,100
You love me?

1341
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,238
[sighs]

1342
01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,374
Correction.

1343
01:04:39,476 --> 01:04:42,079
From the person I loved.

1344
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:47,918
[dramatic music]

1345
01:04:49,719 --> 01:04:52,186
He loves you.

1346
01:04:52,189 --> 01:04:54,021
And-and maybe we should let go

1347
01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:56,023
of what we think
that's supposed to look like.

1348
01:04:56,026 --> 01:04:58,525
Yeah, but, Gab, I mean..

1349
01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:01,028
I don't know if I can do this,
you know. I mean..

1350
01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:03,564
This is really different.

1351
01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:05,532
Like when we are walking
on the street, I don't know

1352
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,634
if he's looking at girls
or if he's looking at guys.

1353
01:05:07,637 --> 01:05:09,971
He's not looking at the girls.

1354
01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:13,007
Oh, you're gonna have to help me
with this because

1355
01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:16,477
I really care about him,
but I don't know

1356
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,212
if I can wrap my brain
around it.

1357
01:05:18,215 --> 01:05:20,314
Look, here's the thing.

1358
01:05:20,317 --> 01:05:21,615
He loves you.

1359
01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:23,684
He's not with anyone else.

1360
01:05:23,687 --> 01:05:26,287
So, he's not bisexual.

1361
01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:27,391
He's Nellsexual.

1362
01:05:29,393 --> 01:05:31,292
He's Nellsexual?
He's Nellsexual.

1363
01:05:31,295 --> 01:05:32,759
[laughs]

1364
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,996
'Cause I'm Nell.
'Cause you're Nell.

1365
01:05:34,999 --> 01:05:37,698
And you're sexual.
Yeah, I'm very sexual.

1366
01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:39,536
Very sexual.

1367
01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:43,470
Guess you're right.

1368
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:47,041
Okay, I'm okay.
Enough of me. Go, get ready.

1369
01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:49,010
For your date.
Wait, wait, wait.

1370
01:05:49,013 --> 01:05:52,246
So which one should I wear?

1371
01:05:52,249 --> 01:05:54,481
Storm or Alicia?

1372
01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:56,717
Oh, the-the bob cause
that's innocent

1373
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,619
and that's ratchet
at the same time.

1374
01:05:58,622 --> 01:06:00,454
Mm-hmm.

1375
01:06:00,457 --> 01:06:03,224
Oh, my God.
I'm finally going to get to ten.

1376
01:06:03,227 --> 01:06:05,592
'And to think like
after all those assholes.'

1377
01:06:05,595 --> 01:06:07,294
The guy
that I'm supposed to be with

1378
01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,030
is the guy that I already knew.

1379
01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:10,734
Uh-huh, but maybe not
the one you think.

1380
01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:19,206
Dante is moving to Chicago,
and he has like a million girls

1381
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,142
and he never said that
he wants to be with me.

1382
01:06:21,145 --> 01:06:24,478
Okay. So, you're just gonna
go with the safe choice, huh?

1383
01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:26,613
Sorry, I'm just gonna
be here in judgment.

1384
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,083
Well, I think,
that I've been very mature

1385
01:06:29,086 --> 01:06:31,818
in having made a choice at all.

1386
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:33,420
I'm gonna get to ten!

1387
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:37,291
And I'm really happy.

1388
01:06:37,294 --> 01:06:39,563
[instrumental music]

1389
01:06:43,167 --> 01:06:45,566
Rise up, mother.

1390
01:06:45,569 --> 01:06:47,534
I'm sorry for coming inside

1391
01:06:47,537 --> 01:06:49,536
'to your new home
without your permission.'

1392
01:06:49,539 --> 01:06:52,139
This is so romantic.

1393
01:06:52,142 --> 01:06:53,707
Yeah?
Yes.

1394
01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:56,810
I've made you a prayer rug.

1395
01:06:56,813 --> 01:06:58,279
You know, how black twitters

1396
01:06:58,282 --> 01:06:59,746
always come in
for Netflix and chill.

1397
01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:01,148
Like, I like it.

1398
01:07:01,151 --> 01:07:02,649
I like Netflix
and I like chilling.

1399
01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:04,488
How could
either of those be bad?

1400
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,294
Is there anything
you want to talk about?

1401
01:07:13,297 --> 01:07:14,628
Just having a really good time.

1402
01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:16,397
Oh.

1403
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,599
'Cause I really
want to watch this movie.

1404
01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:21,368
Oh! Oh. I'm good.

1405
01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:24,238
You sure?
Hmm.

1406
01:07:24,241 --> 01:07:25,606
Okay.

1407
01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:28,209
It's just,
there's only one more date left.

1408
01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:30,244
For what?

1409
01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:34,281
Uh.. It's just this thing
that we have at work.

1410
01:07:34,284 --> 01:07:36,350
It doesn't..

1411
01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:38,452
No, no, no. What's, what's
this thing at work?

1412
01:07:38,455 --> 01:07:39,420
And why are you talking
about our dates?

1413
01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:41,222
No, it's not a big deal. It's..

1414
01:07:41,225 --> 01:07:43,557
Let's just.. Come on.
Let's just watch the movie.

1415
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,791
No, no, no, I want to know

1416
01:07:44,794 --> 01:07:47,428
more about
this thing you have at work.

1417
01:07:47,431 --> 01:07:49,530
Uh. Okay.

1418
01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:53,867
Well, my boss has this theory
that a man doesn't know

1419
01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:56,203
that he's in a relationship
until the tenth date.

1420
01:07:56,206 --> 01:07:58,672
And I realized that I've never
been on a tenth date

1421
01:07:58,675 --> 01:08:00,707
so they made me
this board at work

1422
01:08:00,710 --> 01:08:04,514
to see if I can get to ten,
and now I'm at nine tonight, so.

1423
01:08:06,150 --> 01:08:07,451
'That's all.'
Oh.

1424
01:08:09,686 --> 01:08:10,751
It's funny, right?

1425
01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:11,885
[laughs]

1426
01:08:11,888 --> 01:08:13,620
Yeah.
Yeah.

1427
01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:16,157
'Cause you don't seem like
you think it's that funny.

1428
01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:17,591
Uh, I just think
it's a bit strange.

1429
01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:19,426
I mean, but as long as
you don't think

1430
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:20,894
this tenth date thing
is a big deal

1431
01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:22,829
I guess it's cool.

1432
01:08:22,832 --> 01:08:24,631
WOMAN: [on tv] 'The guest
will be arriving soon.'

1433
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,233
It is a big deal.

1434
01:08:26,236 --> 01:08:28,402
I bought a wig for this.
See.

1435
01:08:28,405 --> 01:08:29,636
Now, it's-it's going to fall.
No, no, no.

1436
01:08:29,639 --> 01:08:31,572
It's fine. It's fine. It's..

1437
01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:34,811
You're right. Let's just, let's
just finish watching the movie.

1438
01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:44,651
It's just,
I want it mean something

1439
01:08:44,654 --> 01:08:47,291
when we get to ten, because
it means something to me.

1440
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:51,558
Why are you standing?

1441
01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:52,826
We need to talk.

1442
01:08:52,829 --> 01:08:54,495
No, there's nothing
to talk about.

1443
01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:56,330
Nothing. Come on, let's just...
No. No, no, no.

1444
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,864
Sit. Come on, let's,
we can finish the movie.

1445
01:08:57,867 --> 01:09:00,301
I'm gonna go grab a drink.

1446
01:09:00,304 --> 01:09:02,406
[instrumental music]

1447
01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:15,549
So this tenth date thing.

1448
01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:18,352
It seems like
it means a lot to you.

1449
01:09:18,355 --> 01:09:20,287
Yes.
I'm sorry.

1450
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:22,359
But it, it doesn't to me.

1451
01:09:24,428 --> 01:09:26,727
Gabie, when I contacted you,
I just wanted to see

1452
01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:28,529
if there was still something
left between us.

1453
01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:31,298
And we both know there is.

1454
01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,634
But I don't think it's enough to
try to force us

1455
01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:35,369
into a full-blown commitment.

1456
01:09:35,372 --> 01:09:36,503
Why are you making commitment

1457
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,405
sound like a communicable
disease?

1458
01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:40,241
Because I'm just not
ready for it.

1459
01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:41,708
I wanted to see if we could...

1460
01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:44,314
I just thought my Netflix and
chill was the problem.

1461
01:09:48,318 --> 01:09:51,652
Maybe we should spend
some time apart.

1462
01:09:51,655 --> 01:09:55,389
If you wanted time apart

1463
01:09:55,392 --> 01:09:58,392
then why did you come back?

1464
01:09:58,395 --> 01:10:01,027
When I retired from NFL

1465
01:10:01,030 --> 01:10:03,930
life just seemed like
it was moving in slow motion.

1466
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:06,667
And then I remembered you,
and how exciting you were.

1467
01:10:06,670 --> 01:10:08,702
I mean, you were a little crazy

1468
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:11,272
but that's what
I love about you.

1469
01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:13,039
I never knew if the night was
gonna end with us fighting or...

1470
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,975
So you came back

1471
01:10:14,978 --> 01:10:17,544
because I'll be the right amount
of excitement to get you over

1472
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:19,580
the hump of adjusting
to life outside of NFL.

1473
01:10:19,583 --> 01:10:20,947
Gabie, I didn't say that.

1474
01:10:20,950 --> 01:10:23,717
No! You said you wanted
to be friends first.

1475
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,519
You said, one step at a time.

1476
01:10:25,522 --> 01:10:26,853
I mean, of course
that means that

1477
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:28,922
we're working towards
the future in my head.

1478
01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:30,924
I was trying to protect you.

1479
01:10:30,927 --> 01:10:32,793
Well then you should've
locked yourself in a cage

1480
01:10:32,796 --> 01:10:34,531
like a werewolf at full moon.

1481
01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:38,999
I didn't want you
to get too attached.

1482
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:40,467
Have you met me?

1483
01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:43,003
I get too attached.

1484
01:10:43,006 --> 01:10:44,705
Okay. Just, just,
calm down, Gabie.

1485
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:46,773
Oh! Calm down?

1486
01:10:46,776 --> 01:10:49,376
Calm down?

1487
01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:51,778
Oh, I'm so calm.

1488
01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:52,979
'Is this calm enough for you?'

1489
01:10:52,982 --> 01:10:54,615
Calm, calm, calm.

1490
01:10:54,618 --> 01:10:56,950
Ooh, I'm so calm.

1491
01:10:56,953 --> 01:10:58,655
Look at me calm down.

1492
01:11:02,659 --> 01:11:04,494
Are you done now?

1493
01:11:07,331 --> 01:11:09,029
Okay, I'm sorry,
if I hurt you. Okay?

1494
01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:10,400
If?

1495
01:11:11,601 --> 01:11:13,900
If!

1496
01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,739
There is no if!

1497
01:11:20,344 --> 01:11:24,745
And you're just standing there,
all cool and collected.

1498
01:11:24,748 --> 01:11:26,413
Like you're biggest problem is

1499
01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:27,414
how are you gonna clean
all this [bleep] up

1500
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:28,552
after I leave.

1501
01:11:30,554 --> 01:11:33,454
It hurts.

1502
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:34,724
It hurts like a [bleep]

1503
01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,803
[instrumental music]

1504
01:11:51,841 --> 01:11:53,977
I'm just gonna take this.

1505
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:00,650
[telephone ringing]

1506
01:12:02,652 --> 01:12:04,621
[music continues]

1507
01:12:20,537 --> 01:12:22,569
[phone ringing]

1508
01:12:22,572 --> 01:12:24,170
FREDDY: 'Hey, you've
reached Freddy.'

1509
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,640
'If you leave
an interesting enough message'

1510
01:12:26,643 --> 01:12:28,545
'maybe I'll call you back.'

1511
01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:33,680
We agreed..

1512
01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:35,416
...the one thing
we wouldn't do is

1513
01:12:35,419 --> 01:12:38,084
sleep with someone
the other one knew.

1514
01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:41,357
I only agreed to an open
marriage so I could be with you.

1515
01:12:43,092 --> 01:12:45,125
It killed me that you
could be with other people

1516
01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:46,830
and I just wanted you.

1517
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:51,064
Did you sleep
with Bets to hurt me?

1518
01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,135
I don't know.

1519
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:56,039
Maybe.

1520
01:12:57,907 --> 01:13:00,507
Why can't we just
try it like this?

1521
01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,709
Just you and me.

1522
01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:04,514
It's not who I am.

1523
01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,083
So, what do we do now?

1524
01:13:09,519 --> 01:13:11,621
I guess just sit here.

1525
01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,691
Let our hearts break.

1526
01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:17,791
I'm sorry.

1527
01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:19,696
[instrumental music]

1528
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,537
Well in addition
to getting dumped

1529
01:13:30,540 --> 01:13:33,474
I received three
rejection letters

1530
01:13:33,477 --> 01:13:35,075
so, probably have
a nervous breakdown.

1531
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:37,678
BILLIE: 'Oh! Rejections
from art galleries.'

1532
01:13:37,681 --> 01:13:39,813
MARGOT: 'Girl, you just
got to keep tryin'.'

1533
01:13:39,816 --> 01:13:42,148
GABRIELLE:
I can't even get to ten.

1534
01:13:42,151 --> 01:13:44,518
It is not climbing
Mount Everest.

1535
01:13:44,521 --> 01:13:45,852
It's gettin' a guy to say that

1536
01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:48,755
I would hang out
with her ten times.

1537
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:51,692
And I always thought
that I was cute enough

1538
01:13:51,695 --> 01:13:54,127
or funny enough..

1539
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,833
Or something enough that I,
I'd be with someone by now.

1540
01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:03,003
But I guess I'm not.

1541
01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,871
You are.

1542
01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:07,574
And you know it.

1543
01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:09,576
Look, the truth is

1544
01:14:09,579 --> 01:14:12,746
no one knows why love pick
some people and not others.

1545
01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:15,682
I mean, you could be celibate.

1546
01:14:15,685 --> 01:14:17,918
You could go on ten dates.

1547
01:14:17,921 --> 01:14:20,490
You could..
Have an open marriage.

1548
01:14:21,925 --> 01:14:25,826
But... until love picks you

1549
01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,828
you might as well sit back
and enjoy the ride

1550
01:14:27,831 --> 01:14:30,897
because nothing you do is gonna
make a bit of difference.

1551
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:34,067
'And the whole emotional condom
thing, my God'

1552
01:14:34,070 --> 01:14:37,170
is not so that
you don't fall so fast.

1553
01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:39,840
Is so that you don't move
so fast that you forget

1554
01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:42,546
how amazing you are
while you're on the ride.

1555
01:14:44,714 --> 01:14:48,114
In the meantime, think.

1556
01:14:48,117 --> 01:14:51,117
And send out
more letters as a [bleep]

1557
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:52,656
To the ones that came back now.

1558
01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:56,256
I've just been launching pebbles

1559
01:14:56,259 --> 01:14:58,859
at the castle for so long,
I'm just tired.

1560
01:14:58,862 --> 01:15:01,294
MARGOT: Stop launching
pebbles then.

1561
01:15:01,297 --> 01:15:04,230
Put all your heart
and your work into one big rock

1562
01:15:04,233 --> 01:15:05,932
and launch that at the castle.

1563
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:10,270
Then, honey,
they have to pay attention.

1564
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:14,274
<i>♪ Night that I don't love you
you're at the top of my list ♪</i>

1565
01:15:14,277 --> 01:15:16,743
<i>♪ 'Cause I'm always
thinkin' of you ♪</i>

1566
01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:20,947
<i>♪ I still remember in the days
when I was scared to touch you ♪</i>

1567
01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:25,285
<i>♪ How I spent my day dreamin'
plannin' how to say I love you ♪</i>

1568
01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:27,187
<i>♪ You must have
known that I had ♪</i>

1569
01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:29,990
<i>♪ Feelings deep enough
to swim in ♪</i>

1570
01:15:29,993 --> 01:15:31,758
<i>♪ That's when you
opened up your heart ♪</i>

1571
01:15:31,761 --> 01:15:33,794
<i>♪ And you told me to come in</i>

1572
01:15:33,797 --> 01:15:37,100
<i>♪ Oh my love</i>

1573
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:42,002
<i>♪ A thousand kisses from you</i>

1574
01:15:42,005 --> 01:15:47,974
<i>♪ Is never too much</i>

1575
01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:50,877
<i>♪ I just don't wanna stop</i>

1576
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:54,584
<i>♪ Oh my love</i>

1577
01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:06,927
<i>♪ Woke up today looked at your
picture just to get me started ♪</i>

1578
01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:08,895
<i>♪ I called you up
but you weren't there ♪</i>

1579
01:16:08,898 --> 01:16:11,164
<i>♪ And I was broken hearted</i>

1580
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:15,669
<i>♪ Hung up the phone can't be too
late the boss is so demandin' ♪</i>

1581
01:16:15,672 --> 01:16:17,638
<i>♪ Opened the door up
and to my surprise ♪</i>

1582
01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:19,773
<i>♪ There you were standin'</i>

1583
01:16:19,776 --> 01:16:23,910
<i>♪ Well who needs to go to work
to hustle for another dollar ♪</i>

1584
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,812
<i>♪ I'd rather be with you</i>

1585
01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:28,715
<i>♪ 'Cause you make my
heart scream and holler ♪</i>

1586
01:16:28,718 --> 01:16:32,986
<i>♪ Love is a gamble and I'm so
glad that I'm winnin' ♪</i>

1587
01:16:32,989 --> 01:16:36,890
<i>♪ We've come a long way and yet
this is only the Beginnin' ♪</i>

1588
01:16:36,893 --> 01:16:38,659
<i>♪ Oh my love</i>

1589
01:16:38,662 --> 01:16:40,163
I'm sorry.

1590
01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:48,301
<i>♪ A thousand kisses
from you is never too much ♪</i>

1591
01:16:48,304 --> 01:16:50,239
You should just marry me.

1592
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:55,745
Cool.

1593
01:16:57,847 --> 01:16:59,680
No, did you hear
what I just said?

1594
01:16:59,683 --> 01:17:01,384
No, did you hear
what I just said?

1595
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,055
[laughs]

1596
01:17:08,191 --> 01:17:11,324
<i>♪ And I just don't wanna stop</i>

1597
01:17:11,327 --> 01:17:16,933
<i>♪ Oh my love ♪</i>

1598
01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:27,407
What are you working on
that's got you here so early?

1599
01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:29,378
Something to launch
at the castle.

1600
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,784
[instrumental music]

1601
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:13,119
So, what are we doing?

1602
01:18:13,122 --> 01:18:16,122
Take the weave out and cut it.

1603
01:18:16,125 --> 01:18:18,058
How much?

1604
01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:19,128
GABRIELLE: All of it.

1605
01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:41,150
I'm enough.

1606
01:18:43,352 --> 01:18:45,088
I am enough.

1607
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:52,261
I'm enough.

1608
01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:00,834
I don't know what happened.

1609
01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:01,968
Who is responsible for this?

1610
01:19:01,971 --> 01:19:06,406
Maureen! Uh, Ms. Laurant.

1611
01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:08,208
L.A. Art Museum
just tweeted about the new look.

1612
01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:10,310
I did not approve the new look.

1613
01:19:10,313 --> 01:19:13,046
Our investors and advertisers
weren't told about the new look.

1614
01:19:13,049 --> 01:19:15,115
So there is no new look.

1615
01:19:15,118 --> 01:19:16,182
But, no, no.

1616
01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:17,183
They, they think the new

1617
01:19:17,186 --> 01:19:18,418
art work is phenomenal.

1618
01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:21,321
Shut it down.

1619
01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:24,124
Um..
You did this.

1620
01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:26,126
Yep.

1621
01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,994
I mean, yes.

1622
01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:29,362
You're fired.

1623
01:19:29,365 --> 01:19:31,832
You have no power.
You're fired.

1624
01:19:31,835 --> 01:19:35,101
Oh, uh, ten galleries
in the last two minutes

1625
01:19:35,104 --> 01:19:36,906
have just tweeted
about the new look.

1626
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:41,307
How did you know,
they'd spread this?

1627
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:43,609
I, um, I didn't.

1628
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:48,181
I just.. I took a chance
on their taste, and yours.

1629
01:19:48,184 --> 01:19:50,019
So fired.

1630
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:52,822
Am I?

1631
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,293
I like your haircut.

1632
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,494
I, I'll need a raise.

1633
01:20:01,497 --> 01:20:03,196
I'll be working longer hours.

1634
01:20:03,199 --> 01:20:04,333
How much?

1635
01:20:06,502 --> 01:20:08,571
Five thousand dollars a month.

1636
01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:15,111
Anyone else try something
like this, you're fired.

1637
01:20:15,945 --> 01:20:17,113
Fired.

1638
01:20:18,514 --> 01:20:20,984
[indistinct chatter]

1639
01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:25,418
Oh.

1640
01:20:25,421 --> 01:20:27,320
God. That was so risky.

1641
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,023
Oh, God.
Thank you, guys.

1642
01:20:30,026 --> 01:20:31,460
Back to work.
Okay.

1643
01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:39,532
Dante!

1644
01:20:39,535 --> 01:20:42,071
[instrumental music]

1645
01:20:57,921 --> 01:20:59,055
My God.

1646
01:21:15,604 --> 01:21:18,671
I know.
You're looking gorgeous.

1647
01:21:18,674 --> 01:21:21,942
Okay, okay.
You're just beaming.

1648
01:21:21,945 --> 01:21:26,146
So, I don't think, I officially
introduced you guys.

1649
01:21:26,149 --> 01:21:28,048
We know who you are.
Mm-hmm.

1650
01:21:28,051 --> 01:21:30,683
But I want the official
introduction.

1651
01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:33,319
Gab, Billie, this is my friend.

1652
01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:34,955
Her man.

1653
01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:37,426
Please, don't ask.
Alright, now.

1654
01:21:38,427 --> 01:21:39,528
BILLIE: 'Okay.'

1655
01:21:47,036 --> 01:21:49,438
I'll be right back.
Nice to meet you.

1656
01:21:54,177 --> 01:21:55,979
Hey, excuse us.

1657
01:21:58,514 --> 01:22:00,080
Hey.
Hey.

1658
01:22:00,083 --> 01:22:01,414
Hey.

1659
01:22:01,417 --> 01:22:03,183
Um..

1660
01:22:03,186 --> 01:22:06,652
So you're the reason
my show sold out.

1661
01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:08,521
Your work is beautiful.
Thank you.

1662
01:22:08,524 --> 01:22:10,159
It was a smart investment.

1663
01:22:12,028 --> 01:22:15,495
Okay. Um, listen,
I know that I [bleep] up.

1664
01:22:15,498 --> 01:22:17,730
You're my friend.

1665
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:19,432
And not just my friend

1666
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,167
like, "Oh, I should be with
my lame ass friend

1667
01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:22,368
because we were like
friends forever."

1668
01:22:22,371 --> 01:22:25,471
But, like, you're my hot friend.

1669
01:22:25,474 --> 01:22:28,711
You're my Martin,
and I didn't realize that

1670
01:22:30,079 --> 01:22:33,146
not getting to ten with you

1671
01:22:33,149 --> 01:22:36,185
is better than getting
to ten with anyone else.

1672
01:22:41,757 --> 01:22:43,092
Thanks.

1673
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:52,568
Uh.

1674
01:22:54,170 --> 01:22:55,168
Hey.
Isn't this amazing?

1675
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:56,436
Yes.
Oh, my God.

1676
01:22:56,439 --> 01:22:57,537
I'm just so happy and thank you

1677
01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:59,239
for lending your house.

1678
01:22:59,242 --> 01:23:00,606
Of course.
This is so beautiful.

1679
01:23:00,609 --> 01:23:03,543
He's so beautiful.
I'm so happy for you.

1680
01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:07,080
Now, would you kill me
if I left?

1681
01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:09,215
Oh, no.

1682
01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,483
No, honey.
Do whatever you gotta do.

1683
01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,355
Alright.
Go get your man, girl.

1684
01:23:15,258 --> 01:23:19,292
<i>♪ I'll be there</i>

1685
01:23:19,295 --> 01:23:22,528
<i>♪ I'll be there be there</i>

1686
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:25,398
<i>♪ I'll be there</i>

1687
01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:29,438
<i>♪ I'll be there</i>

1688
01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:50,159
[music continues]

1689
01:24:16,685 --> 01:24:19,155
[instrumental music]

1690
01:24:24,327 --> 01:24:25,461
We...

1691
01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,571
What about Chicago?

1692
01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:40,573
I love Chicago.

1693
01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:42,478
But she's magic.

1694
01:24:45,614 --> 01:24:46,912
But you left.

1695
01:24:46,915 --> 01:24:48,781
Why, you gonna make it easy.

1696
01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,550
What you're gonna leave me
for some other dude

1697
01:24:50,553 --> 01:24:52,418
or somebody like
"Hi, it is cool."

1698
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:55,155
Nah!

1699
01:24:55,158 --> 01:24:57,390
But I should've been honest
with you, alright?

1700
01:24:57,393 --> 01:24:59,362
I should've told you how I felt.

1701
01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:03,532
And you're my Gina.

1702
01:25:05,201 --> 01:25:06,669
And I'm ready.

1703
01:25:09,472 --> 01:25:12,338
Wait. Do we have to restart
the whole calendar?

1704
01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,440
For what? We already
been on ten dates.

1705
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,342
What?
Okay, maybe nine.

1706
01:25:16,345 --> 01:25:17,777
How many times did we
go and work late

1707
01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:19,179
have breakfast, have dinner?

1708
01:25:19,182 --> 01:25:20,280
But those weren't dates.

1709
01:25:20,283 --> 01:25:21,717
Those were dates to me.

1710
01:25:24,753 --> 01:25:26,819
And okay, wait.
Like, do you have a pen?

1711
01:25:26,822 --> 01:25:27,953
For what?

1712
01:25:27,956 --> 01:25:29,189
I'm gonna give you a kiss...

1713
01:25:29,192 --> 01:25:30,323
I need a pen. I need a pen.

1714
01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:32,161
Okay, let's go.
Please.

1715
01:25:33,862 --> 01:25:35,564
What you doing?
Thank you.

1716
01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:37,733
What you doing?

1717
01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:44,240
[hip-hop song]

1718
01:25:48,411 --> 01:25:50,346
[song continues]

1719
01:25:56,352 --> 01:25:57,486
[doorbell rings]

1720
01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:01,657
[moaning]

1721
01:26:03,559 --> 01:26:04,657
I should probably get that.

1722
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:05,761
[moaning]

1723
01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,961
I'm good.

1724
01:26:08,964 --> 01:26:11,334
Can I get a beer?
Yeah. Get me one too.

1725
01:26:15,304 --> 01:26:17,540
[laughing]

1726
01:26:22,578 --> 01:26:24,847
[song continues]

1727
01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:31,320
[doorbell rings]

1728
01:26:46,635 --> 01:26:47,736
[inaudible]

1729
01:26:59,415 --> 01:27:03,516
<i>♪ Mess around one day you're
gonna find yourself in love ♪</i>

1730
01:27:03,519 --> 01:27:05,951
<i>♪ Mess around one day</i>

1731
01:27:05,954 --> 01:27:08,488
<i>♪ Mess around one day</i>

1732
01:27:08,491 --> 01:27:12,495
<i>♪ Mess around one day you're
gonna find yourself in love ♪</i>

1733
01:27:26,041 --> 01:27:30,510
<i>♪ Mess around one day you're
gonna find yourself in love ♪</i>

1734
01:27:30,513 --> 01:27:32,878
<i>♪ Mess around one day</i>

1735
01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:35,415
<i>♪ Mess around one day</i>

1736
01:27:35,418 --> 01:27:39,955
<i>♪ Mess around one day you're
gonna find yourself in love ♪</i>